Hudjarnbitfligflan is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, overgenerous owl.

Hudjarnbitfligflan created the Sun two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hudjarnbitfligflan, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Hudjarnbitfligflan, it will make you grow a tail.

Hudjarnbitfligflan's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Hudjarnbitfligflan's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never feed limes to squirrels while wearing green hats.

3. Never think about black holes.

4. Always obey Hudjarnbitfligflan's priests.

5. Never look in ponds.