Cadlakzedkik is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, capable ferret.

Cadlakzedkik created energy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Cadlakzedkik, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Cadlakzedkik, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Cadlakzedkik's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Cadlakzedkik's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about gravity.

2. Always help seals.

3. Do not take Cadlakzedkik's name in vain.

4. Always help tortoises in need.

5. Always look after injured geese.