Milbidbon is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, moody hyena.

Milbidbon created everything that exists three billion years ago.

If you believe in Milbidbon, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Milbidbon, he will try to impress you with trees.

Milbidbon's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Milbidbon's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

2. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Turtles are not to be trusted.

5. You must pray to Milbidbon four times a day.