Hapgebgabcadbuskomxen is a god.

She takes the form of a small, effective bear.

Hapgebgabcadbuskomxen created the Large Magellanic Cloud eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hapgebgabcadbuskomxen, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Hapgebgabcadbuskomxen, she will not care.

Hapgebgabcadbuskomxen's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Hapgebgabcadbuskomxen's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Never skip in holy places.

5. Do not dye your hair magenta.