Migmidkip is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, omnipotent wren.

Migmidkip created the Black Eye Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Migmidkip, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Migmidkip, it will send minions to preach to you.

Migmidkip's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Migmidkip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Run away from mauve foxes, for they are unholy.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never play with disobedient children.