Budnarstraggudkemrowjig is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, proud whale.

Budnarstraggudkemrowjig created the Sombrero Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Budnarstraggudkemrowjig, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Budnarstraggudkemrowjig, he will turn you into a plant.

Budnarstraggudkemrowjig's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Budnarstraggudkemrowjig's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if eight goats approach from the west.

2. You must never eat turnips.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Never wear kilts.