Timyarbun is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, grumpy aardvark.

Timyarbun created dark energy two years ago.

If you believe in Timyarbun, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Timyarbun, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Timyarbun's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Timyarbun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Erect a large iron sculpture of Timyarbun on top of all buildings.

3. Never mention badgers.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never paint your face yellow.