Watjabquart is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, self-assured pigeon.

Watjabquart created gold five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Watjabquart, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Watjabquart, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Watjabquart's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Watjabquart's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if three moths approach from the east.

2. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

3. Watjabquart loves eagles, so they must be honoured.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Always pray immersed in water.