Mabfunyok is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, benevolent tapir.

Mabfunyok created the Whirlpool Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mabfunyok, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Mabfunyok, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Mabfunyok's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Mabfunyok's Holy Commandments

1. Do not laugh in public.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never talk about asteroids.

4. Always obey Mabfunyok's priests.

5. Do not wear nickel on your body.