Sasyikvid is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, unsympathetic warg.

Sasyikvid created gold nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sasyikvid, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Sasyikvid, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Sasyikvid's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Sasyikvid's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip in the presence of grasshopers.

2. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

3. Do not trade with those who eat spinach.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Sasyikvid.

5. Erect four gold sculptures of Sasyikvid on top of important buildings.