Badjanbudjat is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, thoughtless finch.

Badjanbudjat created energy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Badjanbudjat, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Badjanbudjat, he will not invite you to parties.

Badjanbudjat's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Badjanbudjat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Feed all hungry dogs.

3. Never feed peanuts to nematodes while wearing violet trousers.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never go into turquoise rooms.