Febfidgovlistlinkin is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, humorless lion.

Febfidgovlistlinkin created the Sun nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Febfidgovlistlinkin, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Febfidgovlistlinkin, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Febfidgovlistlinkin's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Febfidgovlistlinkin's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear kilts.

2. Erect a large gold sculpture of Febfidgovlistlinkin on top of all buildings.

3. Never wear gray hats.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.