Konriphak Kimfumwee Negtimmanflow is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, tiresome spider.

Konriphak Kimfumwee Negtimmanflow created the Virgo Supercluster two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Konriphak Kimfumwee Negtimmanflow, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Konriphak Kimfumwee Negtimmanflow, it will have a low opinion of you.

Konriphak Kimfumwee Negtimmanflow's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Konriphak Kimfumwee Negtimmanflow's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Erect five platinum sculptures of Konriphak Kimfumwee Negtimmanflow on top of important buildings.

4. Do not kill dolphins.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.