Soggunspag is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, unthinking armadillo.

Soggunspag created oxygen six billion years ago.

If you believe in Soggunspag, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Soggunspag, she will ignore you.

Soggunspag's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Soggunspag's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no shrews in a room before entering it.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never hurt squirrels.

5. Never feed nuts to dolphins while wearing pink shoes.