Nurthamsog is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, awesome pig.

Nurthamsog created energy three million years ago.

If you believe in Nurthamsog, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Nurthamsog, he will come to you in dreams.

Nurthamsog's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Nurthamsog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat melons.

2. Always help doves.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.