Febhenjarn is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, witless dove.

Febhenjarn created viruses three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Febhenjarn, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Febhenjarn, he will turn you into a plant.

Febhenjarn's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Febhenjarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.

2. Run away from yellow great tits, for they are unholy.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Febhenjarn.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Always help aardvarks.