Bogyikzog is a god.

He takes the form of a large, sapient lizard.

Bogyikzog created the Large Magellanic Cloud four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bogyikzog, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Bogyikzog, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Bogyikzog's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Bogyikzog's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Always help voles in need.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Do not wear pink clothing.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate tapirs.