Raparparmbast is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, merciless clam.

Raparparmbast created the Sombrero Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Raparparmbast, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Raparparmbast, he will turn you into a worm.

Raparparmbast's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Raparparmbast's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear green clothing.

2. Pray towards the north.

3. Retreat if nine frogs approach from the east.

4. Turtles are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never eat strawberries.