Rowyemfad is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, annoying bear.

Rowyemfad created matter three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rowyemfad, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Rowyemfad, he will cry a lot.

Rowyemfad's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Rowyemfad's Holy Commandments

1. Always help cats.

2. Never talk about black holes.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never think about galaxies.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.