Suggunvad is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, sapient giraffe.

Suggunvad created the universe two million years ago.

If you believe in Suggunvad, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Suggunvad, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Suggunvad's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Suggunvad's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if nine geese approach from the west.

2. Do not dye your hair indigo.

3. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Do not skip in public.