Yarpruttlit is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, overgenerous centaur.

Yarpruttlit created the planet Venus seven million years ago.

If you believe in Yarpruttlit, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Yarpruttlit, he will turn you into a goat.

Yarpruttlit's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Yarpruttlit's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never go into brown rooms.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Always help eagles in need.

5. Retreat if six tapirs approach from the south.