Gudvadjoplinrannarl is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, dishonest chinchilla.

Gudvadjoplinrannarl created parasitic wasps three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gudvadjoplinrannarl, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gudvadjoplinrannarl, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Gudvadjoplinrannarl's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Gudvadjoplinrannarl's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.