Gepstragvenwiglarnbunsat is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, awe-inspiring fairy.

Gepstragvenwiglarnbunsat created matter three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gepstragvenwiglarnbunsat, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Gepstragvenwiglarnbunsat, it will turn you into a snail.

Gepstragvenwiglarnbunsat's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Gepstragvenwiglarnbunsat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Gepstragvenwiglarnbunsat's name in vain.

2. Never mention frogs.

3. Never write about comets.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Do not covet oxen.