Motmipdud is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, caring fly.

Motmipdud created snails nine million years ago.

If you believe in Motmipdud, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Motmipdud, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Motmipdud's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Motmipdud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your legs.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.