Kinpakdiss Yikmisflow is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, unthoughtful rat.

Kinpakdiss Yikmisflow created the universe two years ago.

If you believe in Kinpakdiss Yikmisflow, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Kinpakdiss Yikmisflow, he will send minions to preach to you.

Kinpakdiss Yikmisflow's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Kinpakdiss Yikmisflow's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention voles.

2. Run away if six dogs approach from the south.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Never hurt horses.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.