Fagcamhan is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, all-knowing manatee.

Fagcamhan created the Large Magellanic Cloud three billion years ago.

If you believe in Fagcamhan, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Fagcamhan, it will be very sad.

Fagcamhan's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Fagcamhan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Always treat snails with great respect.

3. Never hurt otters.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

5. Never think about black holes.