Basttoncid is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, witty wombat.

Basttoncid created the cosmos six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Basttoncid, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Basttoncid, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Basttoncid's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Basttoncid's Holy Commandments

1. Swans are not to be trusted.

2. Never write about gravity.

3. Always wear black.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Erect four lead sculptures of Basttoncid on top of important buildings.