Gubvidwod is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, amazing horse.

Gubvidwod created water twelve years ago.

If you believe in Gubvidwod, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Gubvidwod, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Gubvidwod's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Gubvidwod's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Do not wear silver on your body.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate horses.

4. Retreat if six dolphins approach from the west.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.