Rakcemril is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, ruthless newt.

Rakcemril created an atom four billion years ago.

If you believe in Rakcemril, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Rakcemril, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Rakcemril's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Rakcemril's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured moths.

2. Never feed turnips to birds while wearing fawn coats.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never eat grapes.