Lenwapboss is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, staggering shark.

Lenwapboss created the Sombrero Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Lenwapboss, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Lenwapboss, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Lenwapboss' most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Lenwapboss' Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Always look after injured cats.

5. Always obey Lenwapboss' priests.