Vigdadlik is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, impressive dragon.

Vigdadlik created an electron three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vigdadlik, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Vigdadlik, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Vigdadlik's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Vigdadlik's Holy Commandments

1. Swans are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Always make sure there are no foxes in a room before entering it.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Worship no other gods but Vigdadlik.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.