Yokjadtip is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, overgenerous frog.

Yokjadtip created the Sunflower Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Yokjadtip, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Yokjadtip, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Yokjadtip's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Yokjadtip's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Yokjadtip nine times a day.

2. Never eat limes.

3. Always make sure there are no gulls in a building before entering it.

4. Never wear trousers.

5. Never paint your chest black.