Witnuttdag is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, two-faced dragonfly.

Witnuttdag created Mount Everest two years ago.

If you believe in Witnuttdag, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Witnuttdag, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Witnuttdag's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Witnuttdag's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt goats.

2. Always make sure there are no frogs in a room before entering it.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. You must never eat gooseberries.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Witnuttdag.