Flagjatfosstarbisscatzanont is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, thoughtless butterfly.

Flagjatfosstarbisscatzanont created an up quark nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Flagjatfosstarbisscatzanont, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Flagjatfosstarbisscatzanont, it will not invite you to parties.

Flagjatfosstarbisscatzanont's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Flagjatfosstarbisscatzanont's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

2. Always help sick mice.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Always help turtles.

5. Always look after injured moths.