Higtarbig is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, dishonest raven.

Higtarbig created Europe seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Higtarbig, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Higtarbig, he will think nothing of it.

Higtarbig's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Higtarbig's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear blue.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Seals are not to be trusted.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.