Sisinghub is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, unselfish crane.

Sisinghub created parasitic wasps nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sisinghub, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Sisinghub, she will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Sisinghub's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Sisinghub's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Sisinghub loves seals, so they must be respected.

4. Run away from turquoise monkeys, for they are unholy.

5. Put Sisinghub first in all things.