Gebpinlin is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, idiotic weasel.

Gebpinlin created humanity four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gebpinlin, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Gebpinlin, it will ignore you.

Gebpinlin's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Gebpinlin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Always help sick rats.

4. Do not speak about aubergines.

5. Horses are unholy and should not be approached.