Wantofdit is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, unsympathetic crow.

Wantofdit created the Black Eye Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wantofdit, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Wantofdit, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Wantofdit's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Wantofdit's Holy Commandments

1. Nematodes are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Always treat horses with great respect.

3. Always make sure there are no tortoises in a building before entering it.

4. Always make sure there are no birds in a room before entering it.

5. Always help sick great tits.