Larncussbiss is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, dishonourable swan.

Larncussbiss created the Sunflower Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Larncussbiss, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Larncussbiss, she will be very sad.

Larncussbiss' most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Larncussbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Hide from yellow turtles for they are unholy.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Do not speak about gooseberries.

5. Never talk about amino acids.