Popliglid is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, temperamental capybara.

Popliglid created the Whirlpool Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Popliglid, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Popliglid, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Popliglid's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Popliglid's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from turquoise birds, for they are unholy.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Monkeys are unholy and should not be approached.