Fatbudfumvan is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, self-confident camel.

Fatbudfumvan created silver two years ago.

If you believe in Fatbudfumvan, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Fatbudfumvan, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Fatbudfumvan's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Fatbudfumvan's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Do not kill great tits.

3. Always treat badgers with great respect.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Always wear turquoise.