Tallist is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, vain armadillo.

Tallist created the Black Eye Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tallist, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Tallist, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Tallist's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Tallist's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Erect a large silver sculpture of Tallist on top of all buildings.

4. Do not drink water in black rooms.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.