Binwitgof is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, dishonest tortoise.

Binwitgof created the Sunflower Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Binwitgof, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Binwitgof, it will turn you into a rock.

Binwitgof's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Binwitgof's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from cyan ants for they are unholy.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Put Binwitgof first in all things.

4. Never talk about comets.

5. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Binwitgof on top of all buildings.