Cubxucksit is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, merciful wren.

Cubxucksit created a top quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cubxucksit, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Cubxucksit, she will strike you with lightening.

Cubxucksit's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Cubxucksit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not wear carbon on your body.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never go into blue rooms.

5. Always make sure there are no foxes in a room before entering it.