Linminster is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, slow manatee.

Linminster created life three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Linminster, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Linminster, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Linminster's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Linminster's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from yellow manatees, for they are unholy.

2. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Linminster on top of all buildings.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Do not shave your hands.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.