Gutyogfly is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, impressive parrot.

Gutyogfly created a charm quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gutyogfly, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Gutyogfly, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Gutyogfly's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Gutyogfly's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Gutyogfly loves cats, so they must be respected.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Run away from indigo dogs, for they are unholy.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.