Mipkangud is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, thoughtless badger.

Mipkangud created the Black Eye Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mipkangud, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Mipkangud, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Mipkangud's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Mipkangud's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Do not eat carrots.

3. You must pray to Mipkangud eight times a day.

4. Worship no other gods but Mipkangud.

5. Never sing in the presence of bats.