Vengovfut is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, astonishing penguin.

Vengovfut created everything that exists eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vengovfut, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Vengovfut, he will destroy your home planet.

Vengovfut's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Vengovfut's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into orange rooms.

2. Do not shave your back.

3. Run away from red otters, for they are unholy.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never think about stars.