Damaf Hotdonbap Dudbapnutt is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, contented wombat.

Damaf Hotdonbap Dudbapnutt created the Cigar Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Damaf Hotdonbap Dudbapnutt, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Damaf Hotdonbap Dudbapnutt, it will turn you into a rat.

Damaf Hotdonbap Dudbapnutt's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Damaf Hotdonbap Dudbapnutt's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Always wear indigo.

4. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Always look after injured whales.