Armtikjarn is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, selfish swan.

Armtikjarn created viruses five million years ago.

If you believe in Armtikjarn, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Armtikjarn, it will be very sad.

Armtikjarn's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Armtikjarn's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from blue eagles for they are unholy.

2. Do not kill foxes.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never bounce in the presence of doves.

5. Never look in ponds.